A study . . .

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry
has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds
attractive on a man can differ depending on where she
is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is
ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features. However, if she is menstruating,
or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors
lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass
while he is on fire.

One Flaw In Women . .

Thank you Denise for sharing this with me . . .

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Please share this with all your women friends and relatives to
remind them just how amazing they are.

Male and Female Daily Prayers

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
One who pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind."
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.
Amen.
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MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen

Tagged . . .

by Lisa:

2 names you go by: Terri & Grandma
2 parts of your heritage: German & English
2 things that scare you: fire & car crashes - worse a firery car crash
2 things you are wearing right now: shorts & a tank
2 of your favorite bands or musical artists (at the moment): Aerosmith (always!) & Keith Urban
2 favorite songs (at the moment): Twilight Zone (Golden Earring) & What About Me? (Keith Urban)
2 things you want in a relationship (other than real love): compromise & laughter
2 truths: What goes around comes around & you can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
2 physical things that appeal to you (in the opposite sex): a broad smile & a nice ass ;)
2 of your favorite hobbies: scrapping & reading
2 things you want really badly: to have another grandchild & to finally finish renovating our house
2 places you want to go on vacation: Jamaica & Bahamas
2 things you want to do before you die: see my great-children & see Tyler hit his first home run in the Majors!!
2 ways that you are stereotypically a dude/chick: love chic flicks & I'm a bitch
2 things you are thinking about now: this quiz & needing more coffee
2 stores you shop at: Best Buy & Target
3 people you would like to see take the quiz? Julie, Denise, & Tonia

What About Me . . .

Cutie-patootie Keith says how I feel these days so much better than I ever could.
Thanks Keith.

I'm livin' in a world that won't stop pullin' on me
I'm not complaining but it's true
It's like I owe my time to everyone else
'Cause that's all I seem to do

You might not notice but I need a good friend
Someone to talk to when I'm down, down, down
There's so much on my mind that I want to get out
But there's no one around

Sometimes I can't help thinkin' what about me
Some days go by that I don't even see
Yeah I'm doing everything right and I can't break free
Oh is this the way it's always gonna be
What about me

Well I'm dreamin' I'm on a highway with the windows down
I'm burnin' up the road at my own speed
But I'm stuck here goin' nowhere in this traffic jam
And there's a woman with her kids in the car next to me
And I swear she's singin'

Sometimes I can't help thinkin' what about me
Some days go by that I don't even see
Yeah I'm doing everything right and I can't break free
Is this the way it's always gonna be
Hey, what about me

Oh, sometimes I can't help thinkin' what about me
Some days go by that I don't even see
I'm doing everything right and I can't break free
Oh is this the way it's always gonna be
What about me

Ooo what about me
Hey what about me

(Keith Urban)

Twilight Zone . . .

My new favorite song is a blast from the past! Man, I am lovin' 
this song & I keep hitting 'repeat on the CD player! Like they used 
to say on American Bandstand "It's got a good beat & I can dance to 
it!" And I do! I dance like nobody's watching!!

Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize
that eternal fate has turned its back on him. It's 2AM.

It's 2AM - it's 2 AM
The fear is gone - the fear is gone
I'm sittin' here waiting - I'm sittin' here waiting
The gun's still warm - the gun's still warm
Thinking my connection is tired of taking chances

Yeah, there's a storm on the loose, sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
Cannot decode - my whole life spins into a frenzy

{Refrain}
Help, I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone
The place is a mad-house, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far
{Repeat}
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

I'm fallin' down a spiral, destination unknown
A double cross messenger, all alone
Can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you

Well the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the border line
And when the hitman comes
He knows damn well he has been cheated
And he says

Help, I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone
The place is a mad-house, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far
{Repeat}
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

Help, I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone
The place is a mad-house, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far
{Repeat}
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

(Golden Earring)